Total Medals Earned: 119 (From 32 different games.) Total Medal Score: 2,140 Points
Medals Earned: 3/6 (40/215 points)
Complete 4 levels.
Complete 8 levels.
Complete 12 levels.
Complete 16 levels.
Complete 20 levels.
Complete 24 levels.
Medals Earned: 4/13 (20/115 points)
Load the game
press play on the main menu
shoot woman, you fucking freak
put away important documents with the woman
defeat the woman 1000 times
defeat the woman 10 times
defeat the woman with covfefe
defeat the woman 100 times
play computer with the woman
Cool the woman down a bit with the fan
Watch all animations
Punch the woman in the head
stab woman
Medals Earned: 22/26 (145/210 points)
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These people did good work
Checked out the help, always useful
Medals Earned: 6/6 (110/110 points)
Beat the game
Find all places to take a shit
Find all ways to freshen up
Find all ways to puke
Flawlessly beat the game (all positives, no negatives)
Find all 91 interactions
Medals Earned: 2/7 (15/120 points)
baby medal
amateur
dedicated
damn daniel
Medals Earned: 1/7 (25/260 points)
Well aren't you a fucking hero?!
Medals Earned: 4/4 (200/200 points)
Check Out The Credits!
Get A Job At Pizzio's Pizza!
Deliver Your First Pizza!
Complete The Game!
Medals Earned: 1/18 (5/225 points)
Kill a Ghost for the first time
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Ogre as 'Nips the Rogue'
Kill at least one Zombie, Mummy, Ghost and Skeleton
Grow your Arcane stat above 5
Grow your HP stat above 10
Find and Kill Ugby Mumba
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Brave'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Dark'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Silent'
Beat the Wendigo as 'Nips the Nimble'
Find and Kill the Karrion Killer!
Kill a shrub
Kill 20 goos
Kill 5 Skeletons
Find and Kill Tom Fulp!!!
Medals Earned: 1/4 (5/90 points)
Get a single piece of Cheese
Find a secret cheese!
Collect over 32 pieces of cheese and complete the game
Find every single piece of cheese (56 total)
Medals Earned: 1/1 (100/100 points)
LOSE THE FUCKING GAME!